this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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