We're like a lot better than the average bears
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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