i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i believe in u and ur pee
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
