it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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