I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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