i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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