Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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