I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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