Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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