so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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