R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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