There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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