Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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