so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
as a side note pls kill me
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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