It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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