good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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