Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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