My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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