so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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