he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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