I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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