Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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