She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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