My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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