This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Randomize
