Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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