He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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