what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
