yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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