I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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