Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
When are your genitals available?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
