By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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