also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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