he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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