it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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