he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
