Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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