What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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