Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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