so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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