On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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