He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
