Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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