And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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