Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I just pynch a tree in the face
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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