as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
they're like a gay fantastic four
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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