It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Randomize
