There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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