would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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