where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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