He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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