Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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