theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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